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Old 04-11-2008, 04:06 PM
 
Location: North Carolina
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Being a retired Fed, I subscribe to several web sites. One of the best is Federal News Radio for info. Federal News Radio - WFED: Heavenly Reading

It had a great column today on editing malaprops in Church Newsletters. What your old english teacher told you about spelling and punctuation still holds true. I've read a few posts here on City-Data where better spelling and punctuation would have clarified a poster's intent. Laugh and Learn!



The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

Don't let worry kill you off --- let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I Will Not Pass This Way Again' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning...all ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge --- Up Yours."

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Old 04-11-2008, 09:01 PM
 
Location: Rock Hill, SC
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ROFL! Thanks for sharing!
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:17 PM
 
Location: North Carolina
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ROFL! Thanks for sharing!
Thanks, I think tho' I should have picked a better title for the thread!
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:01 AM
 
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Thanks, I think tho' I should have picked a better title for the thread!
That was a great read
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Old 04-13-2008, 10:35 AM
 
Location: Gary, WV & Springfield, ME
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Keeper, each and every one.
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Old 04-13-2008, 10:59 AM
 
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Laughed so hard I cried.

I can't remember if I've posted this here or not. If anyone is offended, it's okay, I understand.

Farting Preacher - FartingPreacher.org | The Orginal Robert Tilton Farting Preacher Video Clips (http://tinyurl.com/y8nze8 - broken link)
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Old 04-13-2008, 12:17 PM
 
Location: Looking East and hoping!
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Thank you for the Sunday "funnies".
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