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Greetings, all, from chilly northwest Indiana. It's 25F and dropping, our coldest night of the season so far. Let's warm things up with a dose of
TODAY'S QUESTIONS
Have you ever mistaken another car for yours in a parking lot and wondered why the key or door handle didn't work? I just might be guilty of this. I think I will plead the fifth.
If so, did anyone witness your error? I might have had to call in the response team to eliminate any possible witnesses. Again I will plead the fifth.
Have you ever accidentally set off the alarm on a car, whether yours or someone else's? How many fifths am i allowed to plead in one day?
Did you ever have to call a locksmith to gain entry into your locked car? I have not. I did once call the police to gain entry into my locked vehicle. Shortly after I was arrested for drinking too many fifths.
Do you presently own a vehicle for which you need a metal key (as opposed to an electronic fob) to gain entry and start the vehicle? I currently have just metal keys as the ones with the fobs have ceased to function. Even with out the fob my key must have a computer chip before the Jeep will start.
Does the trunk of your car have a safety handle inside for someone to use in the event they are locked in the trunk? My Jeep has no trunk. There is no inside handle on the rear liftgate. If someone can not figure out to simply climb over the back seat and exit out the door they can just wait until I get there.
BONUS QUESTIONS
Name something that makes you drool. Drinking too many cheap beers
Name an odor that ruins your appetite. Yucky veggies
Name a flower whose fragrance you like. Hmmm?
Name a flower or plant whose fragrance you do not like. Hmmm? for the second time in a row.
When and where did you last see a honey bee? I have no idea how to tell if a bee is a honey bee. Do you lift it's stinger and check for traces of honey?
Have you ever seen a scorpion? Only on TV
Did you ever find a mouse in your house? There might be one residing in my home right now.
That's it for this installment, kids. Thanks for playing! Now go forth, have a totally terrific Tuesday, and don't forget to commit an act of kindness.
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