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Old 03-03-2022, 07:00 PM
 
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"You know that really weird guy who lives on second floor? Yeah, he got off just before you got on. PHEW!"
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Old 03-03-2022, 07:13 PM
 
Location: San Diego, Ca/ SLO county Ca
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I was going up the elevator from the laundry room downstairs to my apartment. All of sudden a fart came ripping it out of me. It was one of those things where it just happened and I didn't feel it coming, so I couldn't have held it. In my mind I was like "****! Why did this have to happen"! Instantly afterwards, a woman came in to the elevator from the lobby floor to go up to her apartment's floor, which was after mine! I stood against the corner of the wall, and when I came went out on my floor, I turned my but away from her until I was out of the elevator. I did this in hopes that she wouldn't smell this fart, but chances are she probably did.

What do I do if I see her again? Do I apologize? Do I say nothing? Do I just completely avoid her?

I hate these awkward situations!
FYI: Eating 420 edibles have changed the scent of mine. So, if you want to avoid future embarrassment, 420 is here to help make them a better scent.
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Old 03-04-2022, 11:38 AM
 
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow in "OZ "
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Try driving a commercial bus for 50-60 V.I.P.s and you fart. As you look up at the rear-view mirror and see the reaction of those individuals. Do you say excuse me? or just keep driving
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Old 03-11-2022, 05:40 PM
 
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Long ago, I farted at work so loud that a coworker said it sounded like I was moving furniture.
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Old 03-11-2022, 05:44 PM
 
Location: Avignon, France
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If I saw her again, I’d ask if she’d seen a doctor.
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Old 03-11-2022, 05:52 PM
 
Location: New England
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Try driving a commercial bus for 50-60 V.I.P.s and you fart. As you look up at the rear-view mirror and see the reaction of those individuals. Do you say excuse me? or just keep driving
I'd die laughing trying to hold a straight face. On the inside I'd be laughing my butt off.

Been there, done that.
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