Pick up lines (phone, legal, speech, family)

[Braybray]

What are some of the worst pick-up lines you've heard?

[109*]

"I lost my phone number can i have yours?" lol you'd think they could come up with something better then that.

[findinghope]

"you must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day"---lol

[RDSLOTS]

Sitting on a stool at the bar, one turns to the other and quips, "So, you come here often? I'm an Aries, what's your sign?" You reckon in a million years, it might be "I'm from Jupiter. . . and you?"

No luck with the Zodiac line, the prowler moves to another stool. "What do you do for a living? Nice shirt, nice dress, nice shoes, nice mustache, nice eyes you have *whatever*. . ."

The prowler tries another line. "You want to come to my place for a drink? see my etchings? or my 'Barcelona' chair? or my pet iguana? I need some suggestions for redecorating." Two drinks down, and still no success.

Several drinks later, probably close to the legal limit the bartender will serve, and getting desperate, it's time to cut to the chase. Moving to a solitary drinker, sitting at a table -- or at the most, a pair of guzzlers, thus possibly improving the odds, the prowler just comes out with it, "You wanna just come back to my place to scr*w?" The speech is slurred but the message seems clear.

[nilssson]

"I can't get over you, so why don't you get under me?"

[happynoodleboycey]

"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?"

Any takers?

[109*]

let's rearrange the alphabet and put "u" and "i" together!

[dxiweodwo]

Originally Posted by me0123

let's rearrange the alphabet and put "u" and "i" together!

lol, i heard that one on family guy the other day

[_redbird_]

Where's the ethnic diversity here?

Hey, baby, got any Indian in you? Want some?

[Denise in Fla]

You know what would look good on you? And you say what? He says "ME".