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Old 05-29-2008, 09:00 AM
 
Location: On the plateau, TN
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He walked into the kitchen as she was preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
She turned and said, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'




She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'.......
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:39 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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LOLROTF


thanks for starting my morning!
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:49 AM
 
Location: Midwest
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That was hilarious!!!!!! What a great way to start the day!
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:12 AM
 
Location: On the plateau, TN
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That was hilarious!!!!!! What a great way to start the day!
Do you mean with the timer ?......
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:51 AM
 
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LOL, good one Bones!
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:51 AM
 
Location: Looking East and hoping!
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Thanx Bones for the chuckle.
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:09 AM
 
Location: Tennessee
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Just shared that one with my wife over the phone, she'll have the office going all day on that one. Thanks for the laugh bones!
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:00 PM
 
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i saw that coming--and it was still funny--
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:00 PM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Yep, that's a keeper.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:05 PM
 
Location: Moved to town. Miss 'my' woods and critters.
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Oh, Bones, Bones, Bones. I did not see that coming at all. Can't wait to tell my DH when I get home. Egg timer.....lol...
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