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Two Parrots
> > >
> > > 'Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one
> > > thing.
> > > All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' '
> > > 'That's terrible!' exclaimed the priest. 'But I think I can help.
> > > Bring your two female parrots o ver to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible.
> > > My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase,
> > > and
> > > your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.'
> > > The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
> > > His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in
> > > their
> > > cage.
> > > The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots.
> > >
> > > The females said, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'
> > > One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed
> > >
> > > 'Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!'
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