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A Franklin County judge told Alan D. Patton to get a job and stay away from public restrooms, to take his mind off a bizarre urine fetish that keeps sending him back to court.
Patton, 56, pleaded no contest yesterday to one count of criminal mischief after Dublin police found him altering the plumbing at a sports complex in June in the hope of catching urine in cups.
When the police catch you tampering with the plumbing, you know urine trouble.
LOL... Good one Charley!
Of course when he has to pay the penalties for this crime, and he doesn't have any money, the first thing they're going to look at will be his... Liquid Assets...
Of course when he has to pay the penalties for this crime, and he doesn't have any money, the first thing they're going to look at will be his... Liquid Assets...
I'm sure you realize that the humor in this topic is just FLUSH with possibilities.
This is yellow journalism and a watered down subject but don't worry, I'll watch my P's and Q's, although it won't make a vas deferenis. This fellow wanted to get a head so his cup would runneth over but it looks like he won't make a big splash now. Or was it just a stall tactic? Either way, it's quite ex-stream that he wanted to go with the flow, I kidney you not. Sometimes things go from blad to bladder.
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