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Old 12-03-2008, 12:50 PM
 
Location: Orlando
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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying
news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince
her that turkeys lay eggs.



Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!
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Old 12-03-2008, 02:09 PM
 
Location: Sandhills
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Now that is funny I don't care who you are...
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Old 12-03-2008, 05:07 PM
 
Location: Where the real happy cows reside!
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Oh Lordy this is a good one!

Hmm, wonder if it'll work on the hubster next year? He's a blonde too
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