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Old 12-01-2007, 05:30 AM
 
Location: Michigan
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10 "All I want for Christmas is a handful of Vicodin"

9 "Maybe this Christmas, someone will give you a shirt that's not that ugly"

8 "What do you want for Christmas...Ah, I really don't care"

7 "Feel my beard -- It's 100% squirrel"

6 "My rabbi said I'm going to **** for wearing this"

5 "Ho...Ho...Ho" (points to 3 old women)

4 "I may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping"

3 "Enjoy the last Christmas before we get nuked by the North Koreans"

2 "Hey handsome, meet me under the mistletoe in 10 minutes"

1 "For a hundred bucks, I'll let you unwrap me"
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Old 12-01-2007, 07:08 AM
 
Location: ~~In my mind~~
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Um...Sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:33 PM
 
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Talking Rofl

http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/omg.gif (broken link) Naughty Santa!!
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:37 PM
 
Location: England/Wales
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Let me get that stocking down for you,,
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:23 PM
 
Location: Brentwood, TN
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Some of my best toys run on batteries... *wink wink*

That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey I'm just glad to see you!
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Old 12-02-2007, 08:13 AM
 
Location: South Carolina
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Some of my best toys run on batteries... *wink wink*

That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey I'm just glad to see you!

http://bestsmileys.com/christmas3/25.gif (broken link) lol
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Old 12-02-2007, 08:20 AM
 
Location: Canton, Texas
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Talking Santa Comments

"Slide over to the left just a tad...now up just a little bit....yeah, that's good RIGHT THERE". Did I say that????
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:29 AM
 
Location: S.Dak
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Some of my best toys run on batteries... *wink wink*

That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey I'm just glad to see you!
Hahahaha........or should I say Hohohohoho???
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:20 PM
 
Location: Coachella Valley, California
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I like #4.
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Old 12-12-2008, 09:18 PM
 
Location: Gary, WV & Springfield, ME
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* I love short women with plunging necklines. Lean closer and lemme see it up close.
* I get off in an hour, wanna come up to my place then?
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