News, Woman allegedly tries to kill hubby with eye drops. (county, articles)

[JD59]

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. – A 40-year-old southwest Missouri woman is accused of trying to kill her husband by spiking his tea with a half bottle of Visine eye drops. Greene County deputies said the woman was jailed Thursday night on $100,000 bond on a first-degree assault charge.

Woman allegedly tries to kill hubby with eye drops - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090109/ap_on_fe_st/odd_eyedrop_assault - broken link)

[happynoodleboycey]

That's probably the most half-assed murder attempt I've ever heard of. Surely she could have found something a little more lethal than eye drops? Bleach? Drain cleaner? White spirit? Turps? Lighter fluid? She sucks.

[fuzzymystic]

He shoulda seen that coming.

[nilssson]

It's clear that her blinking judgment was blurred since her attempt was so short sighted. Give her 30 lashes.

[sterlinggirl]

Originally Posted by fuzzymystic

He shoulda seen that coming.

I don't know....it sounds like she got the drop on him.

[wit-nit]

It sure would have been better if she had just filed for divorce. At least she'd not spend most of her life in jail.

[nilssson]

Originally Posted by sterlinggirl

I don't know....it sounds like she got the drop on him.

Maybe he was a drip?

[Northwoods Voyager]

Yep, and she tried to get him with a drop.

[studedude]

Eyed bet she'll see some jail time.

Or maybe she's married to this guy and trying to help him get the red out. http://livenews.com.au/Articles/2009...ye_and_eats_it

[Magnum Mike]

Just thought Eye'd Drop in here..

What else will they try as a weapon..