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>> A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
>>
>>
>>
>> Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer?
>> Traffic Cop : Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
>>
>> Older Woman : Oh, I see.
>> Traffic Cop : Can I see your license please?
>>
>> Older Woman : Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
>>
>> Traffic Cop : Don't have one?
>>
>> Older Woman : No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
>>
>> Traffic Cop : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
>>
>> Older Woman : I can't do that.
>>
>> Traffic Cop : Why not?
>>
>> Older Woman : I stole this car.
>>
>> Traffic Cop : Stole it?
>>
>> Older Woman : Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
>>
>> Traffic Cop : You what!?
>> Older Woman : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
>> want to see
>>
>> The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while
>> calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
>> senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
>>
>> Officer 2 : Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
>> The woman steps out of her vehicle.
>>
>> Older woman : Is there a problem sir?
>>
>> Officer 2 : My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car
>> and murdered the owner.
>>
>> Older Woman : Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
>>
>> Officer 2 : Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
>>
>> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>>
>> Officer 2 : Is this your car, ma'am?
>>
>> Older Woman : Yes, here are the registration papers.
>> The traffic cop is quite stunned.
>>
>> Officer 2 : My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
>>
>> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
>> it to the officer.
>>
>> The officer examines the license quizzically.
>>
>> Officer 2 : Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my
>> officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car,
>> and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
>>
>> Older Woman : Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
>>
>>
>> Don't Mess With Mature Ladies
>> If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you
>> love.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> a mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
>>
>>
>>
>> older woman : Is there a problem, officer?
>> traffic cop : Yes ma'am, i'm afraid you were speeding.
>>
>> older woman : Oh, i see.
>> traffic cop : Can i see your license please?
>>
>> older woman : Well, i would give it to you but i don't have one.
>>
>> traffic cop : Don't have one?
>>
>> older woman : No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
>>
>> traffic cop : I see...can i see your vehicle registration papers please.
>>
>> older woman : I can't do that.
>>
>> traffic cop : Why not?
>>
>> older woman : I stole this car.
>>
>> traffic cop : Stole it?
>>
>> older woman : Yes, and i killed and hacked up the owner.
>>
>> traffic cop : You what!?
>> older woman : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
>> want to see
>>
>> the traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while
>> calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
>> senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
>>
>> officer 2 : Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
>> the woman steps out of her vehicle.
>>
>> older woman : Is there a problem sir?
>>
>> officer 2 : My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car
>> and murdered the owner.
>>
>> older woman : Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
>>
>> officer 2 : Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
>>
>> the woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>>
>> officer 2 : Is this your car, ma'am?
>>
>> older woman : Yes, here are the registration papers.
>> the traffic cop is quite stunned.
>>
>> officer 2 : My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
>>
>> the woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
>> it to the officer.
>>
>> the officer examines the license quizzically.
>>
>> officer 2 : Thank you ma'am, but i am puzzled, as i was told by my
>> officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car,
>> and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
>>
>> older woman : Bet the lying bastard told you i was speeding, too.
>>
>>
>> don't mess with mature ladies
>> if you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you
>> love.
>>
>>
>>
>>
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