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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. (AP) -- Police believe a church burglary has been solved through DNA found on a half-eaten doughnut. A 22-year-old man was charged with burglary in the January 2007 break-in at Woodhaven Christian Church.
News from The Associated Press (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_DOUGHNUT_DNA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEF AULT&CTIME=2009-02-12-16-27-28 - broken link)
When the burglar was apprehended, it was reported that he had a glazed look on his face. Still, there are some holes in this story and it can't be sugar coated. Like why did he fritter away his time trying to steal from a church? Sounds like he should be eclaired insane since this small fry can't quite cut the custard. What a twist.
Well hey........who would know more about donuts then the champions of donut munchers? Just imagine the looks on the cops faces when they walked into a crime scene and seeing all those donuts sitting on the table. How could they concentrate on the investigation? Man would I like to be a fly on the wall.
The irony of this...a case from the cops involving donuts....
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