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Old 03-09-2009, 10:59 PM
 
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FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) - What would you do for a Klondike bar? Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a Texaco station store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner told police that a 65-year-old man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along with packages of Ramen noodles and Famous Amos cookies, out of the store without paying Tuesday night.

Police: Man offers $69 for Klondike bar down pants
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:29 AM
 
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Apparently he lost his noodles when he got high on those Famous Amos cookies and tried to take a digestive shortcut.
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Old 03-10-2009, 07:28 AM
 
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He heard it through the nursing home grapevine that it's an alternative, much cheaper form of Viagra so he thought he ought to give it a try...
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Old 03-10-2009, 07:29 AM
 
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Apparently he lost his noodles when he got high on those Famous Amos cookies and tried to take a digestive shortcut.
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