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Old 03-31-2009, 07:39 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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"The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school."

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.


Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill
people. I do."


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.


Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.


Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.


Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.


Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

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Old 03-31-2009, 09:04 AM
 
Location: Oregon
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I like the one about not being able to drive lawfully! That's like the one from Ron White about getting charged with being drunk in public - - I was drunk in the bar until you threw me into the public!!

Speaking of being too drunk to find the keys - - - I was at a party last weekend and this guy was ripped. His wife was wanting to leave and he was giving her a hard time. He stood up and pulled out the keys and said "Oh yeah, well I have the keys", at that point I jumped up and grabbed them and said "Ha, now you don't!" Us girls all had a high five moment! He was the only guy in a room full of girls, what did he expect!
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:51 PM
 
Location: In a happy place
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I think I know that driver!
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