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Old 10-11-2009, 05:53 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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It
Was my first time ever

And I'll
never forget

I'd do it
again

Without a
single regret.

The sky was
dark

The moon
was high

We were all
alone

Just she
and I.

Her hair
was soft

Her eyes
were blue

I knew just
what

She wanted
to do.

Her skin so
soft

Her legs so
fine

I ran my
fingers

Down her
spine.

I didn't
know how

But I tried
my best

I started
by placing

My hands on
her breast.

I remember
my fear

My fast
beating heart

But slowly
she spread

Her legs
apart.

And when I
did it
I felt no shame

All at
once

The white
stuff came.

At last
it's finished

It's all
over now

My first
time ever

At milking
a cow...






NOW



ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS..
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Old 10-11-2009, 06:33 AM
 
Location: Tulsa, OK
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Can also be used as a weapon.

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Old 10-11-2009, 09:26 AM
 
Location: Mississippi
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how funny!
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:28 AM
 
Location: Mayberry
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Ok funny lady, that was good!
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:30 AM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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OK I'm awake now.
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Old 10-11-2009, 03:12 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Whew!! Me Too!!
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Old 10-11-2009, 05:58 PM
 
Location: Pocono Mts.
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http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/poconoproud/th_thholycow.gif (broken link)
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Old 10-11-2009, 06:20 PM
 
Location: Portlandia "burbs"
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So you like your ladies a little on the . . . uh . . . bovine side?

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old 10-11-2009, 07:16 PM
 
Location: Orlando, Florida
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I need a cigarette.
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:40 PM
 
Location: In a van, down by the river.... LOL
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Was it good for you too?
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