Senior's Bumper Stickers....LOL (names, wife, money, married)

[ylisa7]

Add your own.

I'm retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today.

When I was young, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the W

We got married for better or worse. He couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse.

I asked my wife if old men should wear boxers or briefs. She said 'Depends'.

Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.

I was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for an estimate!

That 'Snap, Crackle, Pop' in the morning ain't my f**kin' rice crispies!

Sometimes I wake up grumpy and some days I let him sleep.

Cremation? Think outside the box.

The secret to staying young.... Live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

Experience is a wonderful thing. I enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I'm so old that whenever I eat out they ask me for money up front.

[2goldens]

I forgot to take my memory pill this morning.

[Bella52]

What did you say

Good one "young" Lisa I could put "young" in front of Bella too

[TN Tin Man]

Sorry....... fell asleep I can only say on thing..... tea bag !........& cold water

[wit-nit]

At K-Mart when they announce their "Blue Light Special", seniors line up at the pharmacy.

[Sweetie Pie]

"When I was young, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the W!"

[Northwoods Voyager]

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, or leaks.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.!
It' s worse when you forget to pull it down.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

(I had one more but they just took away my crayons and I can't write it on here now!!!)