U.S. CitiesCity-Data Forum Index
Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Other Topics
 [Register]
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
View detailed profile (Advanced) or search
site with Google Custom Search

Search Forums  (Advanced)
Reply Start New Thread
 
Old 01-12-2010, 10:14 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
20,545 posts, read 28,500,406 times
Reputation: 88823

Advertisements

Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world!!

~~ Author Unknown ~~
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message

 
Old 01-12-2010, 11:12 AM
 
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
6,481 posts, read 6,708,563 times
Reputation: 29789
[quote=younglisa7;12410710]
Women would rule the world!!

LOL....OMG you kidding me right?

You ever see a woman pick up a tool and know how to use it or know what its intended use was for?

and you're suggesting to attach such a tool to that population

ah huh, right
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 11:17 AM
 
Location: On the East Coast
51,696 posts, read 14,470,254 times
Reputation: 80889
Women would rule the world......YES!
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 11:43 AM
 
Location: Looking East and hoping!
28,227 posts, read 20,701,982 times
Reputation: 2000000953
If men got pregnant that would be population control! Zero birth rate after the first.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 01:48 PM
 
Location: San Antonio
12,093 posts, read 13,802,585 times
Reputation: 17561
[quote=Dbl-r;12411541]
Quote:
Originally Posted by younglisa7 View Post
Women would rule the world!!

LOL....OMG you kidding me right?

You ever see a woman pick up a tool and know how to use it or know what its intended use was for?

and you're suggesting to attach such a tool to that population

ah huh, right
Your hanging out with the wrong women buddy.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 02:46 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
114,776 posts, read 60,296,099 times
Reputation: 166214
Spinal Block!!!!
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 03:24 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
53,414 posts, read 31,907,421 times
Reputation: 91519
LOL... If a man got pregnant, I would definitely tell him to see his doctor!
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 03:25 PM
 
Location: Western Washington
8,003 posts, read 11,000,077 times
Reputation: 19511
[quote=Dbl-r;12411541]
Quote:
Originally Posted by younglisa7 View Post
Women would rule the world!!

LOL....OMG you kidding me right?

You ever see a woman pick up a tool and know how to use it or know what its intended use was for?

and you're suggesting to attach such a tool to that population

ah huh, right
Oh Dbl-r!!!!!!! LOL..... You HAD to know you weren't going to get away with that statement..you just HAD to know!! As Camper1 said, you have been hanging out with the wrong kind of women. I have given birth 5 times AND know more about shop tools than most men I know...AND how to use them. Jeez, you just had to know better than to make that statement! I am not unique here....there are a whole lot of women who can not only make babies, but make their furniture as well. LOL I do have to agree with Lisa's post though....funny as it's supposed to be....it's women who provide the incubator for children for a reason.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 03:28 PM
 
Location: Western Washington
8,003 posts, read 11,000,077 times
Reputation: 19511
Quote:
Originally Posted by younglisa7 View Post
Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world!!

~~ Author Unknown ~~
So true, Lisa....so very true. With rare exceptions out there, not too many men could handle the task. The world and it's policies would be far different than they are now, that's for sure.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 01-12-2010, 03:34 PM
 
Location: SW France
15,185 posts, read 15,707,197 times
Reputation: 28478
If men got pregnant $Billions would be spent on medical research into pain relief during labour.
Rate this post positively Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.

Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.


Reply
Please update this thread with any new information or opinions. This open thread is still read by thousands of people, so we encourage all additional points of view.

Quick Reply
Message:

Over $104,000 in prizes was already given out to active posters on our forum and additional giveaways are planned!

Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Other Topics
Similar Threads

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:22 AM.

© 2005-2021, Advameg, Inc. · Please obey Forum Rules · Terms of Use and Privacy Policy · Bug Bounty

City-Data.com - Contact Us - Archive 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37 - Top