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Old 01-27-2010, 07:54 PM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into
a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate)

2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves,
I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.
(I am kind)

5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair minded)

6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous)

7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to find them again.
(I am considerate)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
(I am thoughtful)

9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when
they say "Permanent Press".
(I am trusting)

10. I don't stress much on anything because... "A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!
(I am winning this battle!)
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:56 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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OMG lisa....all 10 of those are so ME...LOLOLOLOL

I can't deny any of them.
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:24 PM
 
Location: NJ, but my heart & soul are in Hawaii
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LMAO!! So true! I am number 7, never mind my family finding the things, I can't find them!!
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Old 01-28-2010, 02:29 AM
 
Location: at home
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I must be making everyone so unhappy! When I'm done cleaning ,I can't even remember where something went!! I will die young from the stress! You are on to something. I need to relax more!
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Old 01-28-2010, 03:01 AM
 
Location: Western Cary, NC
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I don’t like crowds, and thus don’t mix well or go to any events with large groups.
I also don’t like to hear something repeated and thus will cut a conversation short if the person is repeating a topic. I don’t snap at them I just remind them it is a repeat and unless the material has changed I don’t need to hear it again.
I also don’t eat those big green peas. They just have a horrid taste to me.
I don’t like smoke and thus don’t smoke or spend much time around smokers or places where smoking is allowed.


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Old 01-28-2010, 05:10 AM
 
Location: Sudcaroland
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Thanks!
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:15 AM
 
Location: Mayberry
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Good One YL!!
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Old 01-28-2010, 08:53 AM
 
Location: The #1 sunshine state, Arizona.
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I like to think of us as, "humanitarian housekeepers!" Things have a natural order, let's keep them that way.
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:37 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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That's me except for the garden. Gardening is something I look forward to every summer.
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:28 AM
 
Location: San Antonio
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OMG!! Thanks for justifying my lifestyle.. I'm going to print this and frame it!!!!!
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