For the guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. DO NOT ASK us.
2. Quit badgering him about the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Birthdays and anniversaries are not a game in which he buys a new and original gift every time.
4. If you ask a question to which you do not want an answer, be ready for an answer that you do not want to hear.
5. Your brothr is an idiot, your ex is an idiot and your father is an idiot.
6. YES and NO are good enough answers.
7. If we're not looking at other women, how are we gonna know how pretty you are?
8. If we say something ambiguous, you take it one way and get offended, we meant it the other way.
9. It's not necessary to talk about the hardness of menstruation.
10. Yes, Sharon Stone, Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford look better than you do.
11. I did not look at another woman.
12. Well, maybe I did a little.
13. What, like you never look at other guys?
14. Antonio Banderas, Brad Pitt and Keanu Reeves may look better than he does, but given the fact you will never get hooked up with any of them, accept your man for who he is and stay with him.
15. He heard you the first time.