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Old 02-10-2010, 11:59 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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For you to enjoy I liked it.


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be the Man of Your House.”

He stormed over to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and...well... you get the point.

“Later, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?”

Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:04 PM
 
Location: Looking East and hoping!
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For sure!!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:17 PM
 
Location: San Antonio
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Hilarious!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:27 PM
 
Location: Anchorage, AK to SoCal to Missoula, MT
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Love it!!!!! Still laughing....!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:10 PM
 
Location: Western Washington
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OMG! That was great! Yep......still laughing here too. Yeah, no comment, just ROTFLOL!
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:13 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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ah...... Haha!!!.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:43 PM
 
Location: Texas
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I read that same book and made similar comments to my wife.

Her reaction was so unexpected that I didn't even see her for 3 days. After that, the swelling in one eye went down just enough that I could see her moving around in the kitchen.
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:04 PM
 
Location: Vermont
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Love it!! Thanks for the chuckle!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:06 PM
 
Location: Mayberry
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Very cute YL!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:08 PM
 
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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funeral director ..huh....

I don't get it
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