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Old 04-01-2010, 11:17 PM
Location: Portlandia "burbs"
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Third Level for me. Uh-oh!
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:47 AM
Location: Hawaii
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Took this quiz > a year ago when saucywench posted it in the religion/philosophy forum (over 130 responses).

Thought it would be nice for people to see all the other responses of current and former posters.

I go into the second level with companions; Achilles, Helen of Troy and Cleopatra.

I'll take it.
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:42 AM
Location: On a road heaven bound !
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Originally Posted by kaykay View Post
Ok, you guys are FORCING me to preach when you do this kind of thread!

Going to Heaven - how can I guarantee my eternal destination?

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Old 04-02-2010, 04:53 AM
Location: Looking East and hoping!
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I'm not going-problem solved.
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:15 AM
Location: Vermont
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Originally Posted by Bluesmama View Post
Third Level for me. Uh-oh!

Well, that's where I will be!!! So.....come find me and we'll weather the torture together.
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:12 AM
Location: Neither here nor there
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I have to tell a joke here. This is one I heard right after I moved to Nebraska.

A Kansas farmer died and went to Hell. He actually wasn't too uncomfortable there. He said to the Devil, "Ya know, Hell isn't such a bad place after all. This reminds me of a Kansas summer in July when I was out in the fields on my tractor."

The Devil says to himself, "Hmmmm....I'll fix him. I'll jack up the thermostat a little". So he turns up the heat a bit and Hell starts getting hotter.

The farmer starts sweating a bit more and then says, "This is feeling more and more like home to me. Reminds me of a hot August day when I was cleaning out the barn."

The Devil says to himself, "I'm sure I can make him start writhing in pain like everyone else." So he turns up his thermostat even more.

Before long the old farmer is dripping in sweat and his clothes are sopping wet. He says to the Devil, "This reminds me of some of my best times with my friends when we were inside the silo filling it up with wheat and corn during harvest."

The Devil says to himself, "I'll fix him." And he turns the thermostat down to minus 50. Immediately the fires sputter out and icicles start forming everywhere and Hell's other inhabitants start shivering.

The old farmer starts jumping up and down and dancing in the street of Hell and singing at the top of his lungs. The Devil says, "What are you so happy about now?"

The old farmer said, "Kansas State just beat Nebraska!!!"
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