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Old 10-09-2011, 05:01 PM
 
Location: Maine
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"If I had a dried dog turd, you kids would want it!!!"
I remember always being vigilant for times my mother might be trying to sneak something special to eat -- and NOW, darn, I totally get it.

Last edited by JustJulia; 10-09-2011 at 05:05 PM.. Reason: fixed it for you
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Old 10-09-2011, 05:06 PM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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Because I said so!

SWORE I would never say that, and then one day I opened my mouth and my mother's voice came out.
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Old 10-09-2011, 05:11 PM
 
Location: You know... That place
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Because I said so!

SWORE I would never say that, and then one day I opened my mouth and my mother's voice came out.
Yep. I caught myself saying that one this morning.

also... "All I am asking is for 5 minutes of peace and quiet. Is that too much to ask?"
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Old 10-09-2011, 05:39 PM
 
Location: 500 miles from home
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"As long as you live in MY house; you will live under My rules". Or some version of that.
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:22 PM
 
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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"I only have two hands" - that one popped out of my mouth last week. My mom cracked up when I told her.
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:29 PM
 
Location: Space Coast
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"Keep making that face and it might stay that way permanently."
"Eat the parts you don't like first, and the rest will seem like dessert."
"If you would only apply yourself..."
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:22 PM
 
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"Don't touch that! Leave it alone." My Grandma used to say that to me all the time and now I'm starting to say it to little children, especially when we go out somewhere.
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:25 PM
 
Location: Pa
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"Yeah Superman spit in the wind, see how that got him?"
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:27 PM
 
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"I am sick of hearing myself talk!"

"If I have to say it one more time, so help me!"
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:34 PM
 
Location: WI
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"because isn't an answer"
"as soon as you find that money tree, I'll take you to buy it"
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