need help finding an old funny list about PA (California: rent, high school)

[lemonhead]

My roomate in college used to have this list about pa and temperatures. It went along the lines of

at 32 degrees, water freezes
In pennsylvania, the Susquehanna thickens.

It had a whole bunch of ones like that and it was hysterical. Can someone find it or have heard of it???

I keep trying to find it on google but its not working.

[Honeycrisp]

I think I got it (says she!). I was kind of curious so searched, it took a bit of digging. Anyway, enjoy!
PS Not sure why it came out in the format it did but you get the gist of it, scroll down to the part that you wanted -

[SIZE=2]FFFast.com :: Pennsylvanian Warmth[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]Pennsylvanian Warmth[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]The Pennsylvanian people are renowned for their warmth and hospitality. But they're also noted for their toughness in a climate which, in winter, can rival Montana's harshness. This handy Pennsylvania temperature conversion chart makes the point![/SIZE]
[SIZE=2] Pennsylvania Temperature Conversions[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +70 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the rivers[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +60 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +50 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Californians shiver uncontrollably.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +40 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Italian and English cars won't start.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +32 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Distilled water freezes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Susquehanna river water gets a little thicker than usual.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +20 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Floridians wear coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +15 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Virginia landlords finally turn up the heat.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ +10 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Miami all perish from exposure.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Pennsylvania high school students lick the flagpole.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -20 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Californians fly away to Mexico.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -40 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Hollywood shatters.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door-to-door.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -60 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Polar bears begin to evacuate from the Arctic.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -80 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Yellowstone's geysers freeze over.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -100 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Penn State students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -297 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Microbial life no longer survives.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -460 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]All atomic motion ceases (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]People in Pennsylvania start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets cold?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]@ -500 degrees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Hell freezes over.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]The Eagles win the Superbowl.[/SIZE]

[lemonhead]

Hhaha that's it!!!! YAAAAYY!!! Thank you so much!!!