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Old 03-10-2014, 06:38 PM
 
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Please help, every day my body seems to have to pass gas on the SEPTA train around 4:30pm. I try and hold it in, but sometimes it just flaps out and then people around me start making faces and wonder that that smell is. I'm not up on the Philly subway etiquette, so how do you people deal with, uhm, bodily functions? Sometimes I have to burp or cough, and whenever I do people on the train give me dirty looks. It's not like I can just hold in coughs and burps! Even when I try to make them subtle I still get dirty looks!

Please help, I can't help but fart while riding the EL train sometimes and it's really embarrassing!

 
Old 03-10-2014, 06:53 PM
 
Location: Phila Pa & NYC
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Too funny! But never fear, if the bus or train is crowded no one will really know who it was that dealt that viscous Oder, unless you start laughing. LOL
 
Old 03-10-2014, 06:58 PM
 
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Are you related to another member here on CD?
 
Old 03-10-2014, 06:59 PM
 
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Too funny! But never fear, if the bus or train is crowded no one will really know who it was that dealt that viscous Oder, unless you start laughing. LOL
One lady sprayed me with perfume once.
 
Old 03-10-2014, 08:06 PM
 
Location: Phila Pa & NYC
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One lady sprayed me with perfume once.
You must of somehow gave yourself away.
 
Old 03-10-2014, 10:46 PM
 
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Seriously, why does the Philadelphia board attract the whackos?

OP, learn to fart silently and learn the art of a nonchalant crop dust. It made farting in the office a whole lot simpler.
 
Old 03-11-2014, 06:59 AM
 
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You could try to change your diet. Or you could always let it rip and then give the person next to you a dirty look.
 
Old 03-11-2014, 08:01 AM
 
Location: Philadelphia
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LOL..seriously.

Yoga pants do not hold farts in well LMAO.
 
Old 03-11-2014, 08:04 AM
 
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Closed thread since it really has nothing to do with Philadelphia. PS - The general rule is to ignore smells and say excuse me when you make any noises.
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