Ravenstahl's My HERO!!! (buy, salary, vehicle)

[gswpa]

[SIZE=2]First thing on Monday I am going to change my habits at work...
1. I will come and go as I please and not tell anyone where I am.
2. When I miss scheduled meetings, I will just say, “Sorry, I was in Boston”.
3. I will play golf every Friday.
4. I will “borrow” the BMW owned by my boss and use it to take friends and family to sporting events and concerts.
5. I will stalk celebrities, but since I am following the mayor’s ethics - it’s not stalking, it’s a "meet n’ greet”.
6. I will demand that my yearly salary be $96,000 for accomplishing nothing.
7. I will model myself after the other socialite "mayors" (Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, & Britney Spears) and be on every talk show and magazine cover there is.
8. Practice saying "It was an office mix-up" over and over.
9. ALWAYS deny any knowledge and apologize afterward. Then hit the golf course.
10. Brainwash my co-workers into believing that “It’s just a learning curve, give it time, I'm young”.
[/SIZE]

[vwscottie]

Originally Posted by gswpa

[SIZE=2]First thing on Monday I am going to change my habits at work...
1. I will come and go as I please and not tell anyone where I am.
2. When I miss scheduled meetings, I will just say, “Sorry, I was in Boston”.
3. I will play golf every Friday.
4. I will “borrow” the BMW owned by my boss and use it to take friends and family to sporting events and concerts.
5. I will stalk celebrities, but since I am following the mayor’s ethics - it’s not stalking, it’s a "meet n’ greet”.
6. I will demand that my yearly salary be $96,000 for accomplishing nothing.
7. I will model myself after the other socialite "mayors" (Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, & Britney Spears) and be on every talk show and magazine cover there is.
8. Practice saying "It was an office mix-up" over and over.
9. ALWAYS deny any knowledge and apologize afterward. Then hit the golf course.
10. Brainwash my co-workers into believing that “It’s just a learning curve, give it time, I'm young”.
[/SIZE]

Regarding the use of the "BMW", we know he used an official vehicle that was purchased with dollars from the Homeland Security fund, but they said it was an SUV. Yes I know well that BMW's have the X3 and X5 suv, but it's hard for me to believe that the government would buy a BMW sport ute for gathering intelligence.

[gswpa]

I was making a joke about the average worker (myself) going to work and acting like Luke. My boss drives a BMW. If Luke acted like he does at any other job, then he would be fired. What company would put up with what he does? No productivity and no accountability. But people still defend the guy! What a dream job! Do what you want and get paid $96,000 a year! That was my point.

[RockLobster]

and I'll have my body double at the Steelers game.. (rent a cop )