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Right....so when they need to do one of those back room deals like they did on the HC bill...Nancy and Reid take you back to her office and you all do a few bong hits first and then you get down to business. That would make sense too, that's probably why that bill came out the way it did....all the dots are starting to connect. It was under a thousand pages initially and it ended up close to 2,500.....I'll bet this is what happened......
They had a TV on in the background tuned to FOX...it's Nancy's office, go figure......and then that drug PSA came on with the egg in the frying pan....this is your brain, this is you brain on drugs.....and then Nancy had the munchies so bad, she got up and was trying to eat the egg on TV. She was so busy kicking the TV, trying to get the egg to come out....the same way she kicks the soda machine down the hall all the time, to get a free coke to fall out, that she wasn't helping Reid and I with the HC bill any more. Then Reid came up with an idea, we got 1,500 pages out of some old bill laying up on the shelf and we shuffled it into the HC bill like we were shuffling a deck of cards. That's when Nancy finally stopped beating up the TV and turned around and looked at us....so we handed it to her and said here check it out, what do you think.
She said, I'm not going to read that now.....we'll just get it passed so we can all read it then and find out what's inside it. I'm too hungry.....c'mon let's go out and get an extra large with the works.
Kids pay attention here....this is what happens when you do drugs so, just remember what that other Nancy used to tell us.....JUST SAY NO.
BTW, distribute this to all the conspiracy theorists because, this is a theory that was more likely to have actually happened, than any of the stuff they come up with....it makes sense and way more realistic.
when I was in my addiction, I wanted it legalized too, but then I went through hell before I finally got clean and sober
no, making drugs legal is not a smart thing to do
when I was in my addiction, I wanted it legalized too, but then I went through hell before I finally got clean and sober
no, making drugs legal is not a smart thing to do
Then it's not the marijuana; you're just a weak human being.
Oh, and many drugs are already legal. Hell, we have stores that sell them! They're called...wait for it...drug stores! Would you like to shut them down?
when I was in my addiction, I wanted it legalized too, but then I went through hell before I finally got clean and sober
no, making drugs legal is not a smart thing to do
If you become "addicted" to weed, (which is impossible, you're not addicted to the weed you are to the feeling you get from smoking and have withdrawl symptoms if you don't) this means you smoked way too much, we all have our limits and you obviously crossed yours. Unlike you many of us who smoke can do it occasionally and that's it. Ever hear the saying too much of a good thing is bad? Well brother that's what happened to you. Too much of the ganja. But hey I'm glad to hear your clean and sober. All the more power to ya.
Who are you talking about....me. No, crack doesn't give you a sense of humor.
OH, I get it....you should have put the first post I did at the top of this one.
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This thread cracks me up......everything seems to be a battle now, only to end up with a bigger mess than when it started but, this thread is always kept current....lol.
Where are the secondhand smoke objectors on this? Where are the apartment/condo dwellers on this issue?
Out somewhere.
Stocking up on air freshener and incense?
Looking for another place to call home, perhaps?
Or, maybe...at some liquor store, this very moment.
Who knows?
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