North Korea Conservative Party Keeps Succession in Family (Glenn Beck, dictators, leader)

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NKorea's Kim makes son 4-star general - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100928/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_succession - broken link)

So, the youngest son of North Korea’s dictator, Kim Jong II, has been promoted to four-star general and is now next in line to succeed his father as dictator of North Korea.

I hope you ‘conservatives’ are happy! I bet you are! I bet you are dancing in the street!

I mean, why haven’t we heard from Sarah Palin, Tim Pawlenty or Newt Gingrich about this? Is it because they love dictatorships? Why haven’t we heard condemnations from Rush, Sean or that secret Muslim, Glenn Beck (as Janis Joplin would have sung, “Mormon's just another word for Muslim”).

Note that the article cites the obvious approval by one Peter Beck, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations-Hitachi located in Japan. Who is Peter Beck, you say? Why, I guess the brother of Glenn Beck, the Mormon/Muslim. I am right now writing a new entry in Wikipedia proving this relationship. Once I have published it, it will become truth.

Why haven’t you ‘birthers’ screamed about not being able to personally view the birth certificate of Kim Jong Un? Hmmm? Oh! Giving your precious dictator a ‘pass’ are you? Whether he is 27 or 28 does not really matter, you say. “We trust that the Leader of the People’s Republic of North Korea is a citizen of that wonderful country” you say. “Age does not matter so long as he holds true conservative values” you yelp.

Hypocrites, all of you conservatives.

P.S. the above posting is called ‘satire’, for it is making fun of the many threads started on this forum utilizing the exact same logic as above.

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screeching that 'birthers' are 'hypocrites' because they apparently don't give a crap about some lunkhead 8,000 miles away who they've never heard of is pi$$-poor satire. it's just stupid.