Jobless claims biggest jump in 6 months (politicians, democrat, Republican)

[Icy Tea]

Maybe you have a voice for radio and can get a job in broadcasting.
Get a job shovelling snow. Lots of it this year, even down south.
There may be new job openings in mental health facilities.
Together we STARVE.

[rogerbacon]

Obama, Pelosi, and Reed spent an entire year pushing Obamacare that no one in the country wanted. Meanwhile the economy melted down and they didn't care. Well, they got their Obamacare, but the people fought back last November. Now we will make sure that it never gets funded. The Democrats don't want to fix the economy. They want to use the economic crisis as an excuse to push the country more toward European-style socialism with the elitist libearls calling the shots. 2013 and a Republican majority senate can't get here soon enough.

[cw30000]

The easiest solution for the government is reduce unemployment is stop unemployment benefit. When no one is collecting unemployment, then by government's definition, they are no longer unemployed. Mission accomplished.

Obama, I hope you read this and offer me a job as your economic chief of staff instead of the wall st bankers. I will solve your problem.

[oz in SC]

Originally Posted by cw30000

The easiest solution for the government is reduce unemployment is stop unemployment benefit. When no one is collecting unemployment, then by government's definition, they are no longer unemployed. Mission accomplished.

Obama, I hope you read this and offer me a job as your economic chief of staff instead of the wall st bankers. I will solve your problem.

If we want to get end the homeless problem we could just expel them all from the country....

[florida.bob]

Originally Posted by oz in SC

If we want to get end the homeless problem we could just expel them all from the country....

Don't give them more hair brained ideas.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by summers73

if (posted_report > 0) {
# Post report and attribute success to Obama
if (rand() > .5) {
# add "raspberry" for republicans/conservatives
}
else {
# Hijack thread
# Claim poster wants economy to fail
}

One of the easiest programs I've ever written

That was freaking awesome LMAO

[summers73]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

That was freaking awesome LMAO

This subroutine of the Obamatron algorithm is just slightly more complicated than "Hello World!"

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._world_program

[gsupstate]

Originally Posted by summers73

this subroutine of the obamatron algorithm is just slightly more complicated than "hello world!"

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._world_program

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sanrene]

Originally Posted by summers73

This subroutine of the Obamatron algorithm is just slightly more complicated than "Hello World!"

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._world_program

Kewl!

[EinsteinsGhost]

Bbbbbbut... we needed those tax cuts to help with the unemployment issue. The rich are about to start hiring like never before...