America needs jobs.
America has a debt and government spending crisis.
To raise revenue (to pay off the debt) we should raise taxes on "The Rich" (according to progressives).
How much?
Who cares? They're rich! (say the progressives).
But don't we need jobs?
Sure (says everybody).
But if "The Rich" are paying more in taxes, won't that take away money to hire folks?
B.S. (say the progressives).
Wait, so how does TAXING more GAIN jobs?
The GOVERNMENT will hire (say the progressives).
But what does the government produce?
Ummm....jobs!
But the salaries and training for those jobs are paid with tax revenue.
So, aren't we getting into a trap of using tax money to hire and train workers to produce nothing so that they have jobs?
But that's the beauty of it (say the progressives).
You see...all of the extra money we get by heavily taxing "The Rich" is used to increase the tax base so we can continue to afford hiring government workers so the unemployment rate goes down.
But what about private industry and innovation?
Progressives: Private industry and innovation? BUT...BUT THAT LEADS TO WEALTH...AND SPAWNS...
RICH PEOPLE!!!!!!
EVIL!! EVIL!! RICH PEOPLE!!
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Dear progressives,
Rich people aren't evil. They hire people. People like your friends and family.
Hug a rich person today and say, "thank you".
The End.