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Old 04-30-2011, 12:09 PM
 
Location: Wasilla, Alaska
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Teacher Busted For Naked Stroll In School Hallway

APRIL 28--A teacher who stripped off his clothes and walked naked around a Georgia elementary school gave cops a New Age explanation for his behavior, claiming that he had achieved a “new level of enlightenment” and “wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open," according to a police report.

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According to cops, fellow teachers reported that Porter “did not drink sodas or other canned beverages and maintained a strict vegan diet” and was not known to take drugs or drink alcohol. “However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,” reported Officer Khari Reed.

Source: Teacher Busted For Naked Stroll In School Hallway | The Smoking Gun
It looks like there is no room for coca-cola or Taco Bell in the Age of Aquarius.
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Old 04-30-2011, 12:15 PM
 
Location: California
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I knew a guy who drank a cup of coffee and darn near went insane.
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Old 04-30-2011, 12:17 PM
 
Location: SW Missouri
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It looks like there is no room for coca-cola or Taco Bell in the Age of Aquarius.
I don't know about Georgia, but in Missouri there are no Vegan tacos available at Taco Bell. Just sayin'

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Old 04-30-2011, 12:21 PM
 
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LOL...his third eye??? Is that code for butthole? Taco Hell must have given him the Texas Trots
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Old 04-30-2011, 12:26 PM
 
Location: Wasilla, Alaska
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I don't know about Georgia, but in Missouri there are no Vegan tacos available at Taco Bell. Just sayin'

20yrsinBranson
I think it is safe to say that there are no Vegan tacos at any Taco Bell anywhere. It may not be beef in those tacos, but they certainly are not Vegan.

Any decent defense attorney should be able to get him off with an insanity plea, and the NEA union will have him back teaching grade-school kiddies in the buff by next week.
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Old 04-30-2011, 01:09 PM
 
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Insanity and indigestion. Haven't you ever heard of "bean dementia"?

Your body realizes what you just put into it and makes you forget how bad it was.
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Old 04-30-2011, 01:13 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth Texas
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I don't know about Georgia, but in Missouri there are no Vegan tacos available at Taco Bell. Just sayin'

20yrsinBranson
What I have seen it was not really meat
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Old 04-30-2011, 04:56 PM
 
Location: OCEAN BREEZES AND VIEWS SAN CLEMENTE
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Kind of being able to see the future, and an all knowing of things. In ITALIAN we refer to the third eye quite a bit. But i doubt that this guy hand any knowing of anything. I know of no vegan tacos, at any taco bell. Now i am going to check and see if any of them do.
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Old 04-30-2011, 06:17 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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i blame taco bell for the appendicitis i had last week
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