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The War Room
Obama: "Okay people, lets get this show on the road. Somebody fill me in on what we have so far."
CIA Director Pannetta:" Well sir. We thought we'd swoop in with helicopters and kill Obama in a lightning raid."
Obama( looking at a firefight on a computer screen and angry) " Is this going on now? I didn't auhtorize any action yet."
Pannetta; " No sir, thats the game Half Life. I brought it to give you an idea what it will look like."
Obama: "Oh, okay." ( Joe Biden begins to play the game)
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton:" I still like the idea of surrounding the place with tanks."
Join Cheifs Chairman Admiral Mullen:" And have another Waco on our hands?"
Obama: "Yeah, Hillary. Stick to capturing little cuban boys, okay?"
Hillary: " Well don't blame me if a helicopter goes down and we pull a Jimmy Carter." ( looking smug)
Obama: " Okay when will all this go down?"
Mullen: "We figured on early Friday morning, sir."
Obama; No good. we'll be watching the Royal Wedding that morning. How about Sunday?"
Mullen: "Won't you be in church, Mr. president?"
Obama( laughing, everybody laughing) " Okay enough joking around."
Bush( climbing in through window, carrying a six pack of beer): " Hey, you guys started without me, what gives?"
Obama( looking flustered): "Oh Hi, Duhbya, no we just started a little early to get a few things out of the way."
Bush:" Okay, then. Hey listen. When you catch him I say we haul him back here and we hang the sonnabitch and charge admission."
Hillary: "We can't do that. We have to have a trial. A civil trial."
( everybody moaning)
Bush: Aww, no. Listen. I got me a big old tree on the ranch in Crawford. We can string him up right there and then hit him with sticks like he's a big ugly old pinata.' ( motioning like he's hitting something )
Obama: " Moslem law would never allow that. if I may quote the koran.... ( pulling out a koran from his desk to read)
Bush: "Aww forget that gobbledygook, poindexter. If you don't want to do it right, you may as well just shoot him and dump his body in the ocean."
( everybody nodding in agreement, agreeing)
Bush: "What, I was just kidding."
Hillary: "Well what do we do with him?"
Mullen: " We go in and shoot him."
Pannetta: Well this will be on tape so we can't just shoot him. he may try to surrender."
Mullen: "Just say he looked dangerous."
Hillary: "What if he is alseep or on the toilet?"
Mullen: Still shoot him. You don't know what he has on him."
Biden( looking bored): "What if he's naked. Our sources say he sleeps naked."
(Hillary looks up interested)
Mullen: "Okay, if he's naked we capture him alive. But only if he's naked."
Bush: But I want pictures of him dead. I got a whole album of Saddam dead at home. Here, I keep one in my wallet."
Obama; (looking squeamish): "Maybe later."
Pannetta: We thought there'd be no pictures. it might enrage the moslem street."
Obama: "And just what is THAT supposed to mean?"
Panetta: Just that if we leave room open for conspiracy theories, it can act as a diversion to keep the people distracted.
Obama: "Oh, somke and mirrors. like with my birth certificate."
Hillary: " or Whitewater"
Bush " or my service records"
Everybody laughing( fade out)
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