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Originally Posted by JazzyTallGuy
I wonder if he goes through his house and throws everything with "Made In China" on it?
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A day in the life of All American NYC
6am:
I woke up, I had a bad dream about illegal aliens. Can't remember much but it had illegal aliens in it.
6:30am:
I turned on the news. The stock futures are pointing low. Serves you Benedict Arnolds right, thanks for shipping our jobs away.
6:40am:
Made myself some coffee. Dumped colombian supremo coffee beans in the trasher. Colombia, well, they all look like Mexicans anyway. Illegal coffee.
6:45am:
Grabbed me a mug. Mixed my coffee. Not colombian supreme by the way. It's French vanilla coffee. Hang on a second, French buggers, I dumped this coffee into the trasher. I'd actually check the bottom of the trasher if it's Made in China, but it's dirty, some other time. Made me some New England hazelnut creme. Wait, this mug is made in China, off you go.
7:00am:
Brushed my teeth. With my index finger. Fricking brush was made in China. F you, Oral B. Meet my trasher, it's nice and dirty. Colgate's made in Wisconsin?? Not sure, but it's alright.
7:15am:
Made me some breakfast. I trashed all bowls. I trashed all spoons. I trashed all forks. I'll use my fingers, heck I can directly mix'em in ziplock?? I dunno, are they made in China too? It says, Taiwan. Wait, Taiwan is much better or else I'll have to drink from my palm. Good milk! At least the cows are reared in New York.
7:30am:
I showered. Don't know where soap is made. But hopefully not China.
7:50am:
I can't wear these clothes. My shirt says India. Pants say Bangladesh. I can't go out naked, NYPD will arrest me.
8:00am:
Logged into C/D to vent. Created 10 threads in illegal immigration. Posting in Politics board right now
OP, sorry bro, couldn't resist LMAO