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"The Military Times Marine Corps blog, Battle Rattle recently posted the news that "audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
Jim Campbell expressed his outrage over the decision by senior military officials and wrote: "So now we understand that Muslims in Afghanistan are offended by the sound of anal gas explosions but are quite comfortable with, beheading, stoning, female genital mutilation, pedophilia, amputations, and hanging or burning homosexuals."
Obama can just increase the # of troops to offset the pacification of our existing forces there. Isn't that how the Soviets did things in Afghanistan? Just dump a bazillion troops into the area and hope for the best?
You cannot ban a normal body function.
That would be the same as banning breathing.
That is against human rights.
And since when are Muslim countries a bastion of human rights?
Will the USMC be issuing olive drab corks for our men and women to use? Will defense contractors be issued billion dollar contracts to develop better butt plugs?
"The Military Times Marine Corps blog, Battle Rattle recently posted the news that "audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
Jim Campbell expressed his outrage over the decision by senior military officials and wrote: "So now we understand that Muslims in Afghanistan are offended by the sound of anal gas explosions but are quite comfortable with, beheading, stoning, female genital mutilation, pedophilia, amputations, and hanging or burning homosexuals."
So, what you are saying is "Pull my finger" in Afghanistan is out!
So, what you are saying is "Pull my finger" in Afghanistan is out!
Hmmm... how do you say that in whatever the local language is? OTOH, we may have a new weapon for the Middle East conflict. Maybe we could start including cabbage in the MREs?
Anyone recognize sarcasm when they read it? Apparently not.
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