Breaking News - Gay Penguin Update: Canada’s gay penguins to be “reunited by spring” (how much, Jesus)

[Fiyero]

Originally Posted by KUchief25

Maybe Joe Pa will hire em as coaching assistants?

Nah, he would have to hire heterosexuals, since they make up the majority of pedophiles. And for good measure, let's make sure they are Catholic.

[Roaddog]

They got married and rode into the sunset on a rainbow surrounded by Fairies.

[Swingblade]

Originally Posted by OhBeeHave

I have a female Jack Russell terrier who lifts her leg to urinate and who humps other dogs (male and female). Does this mean she's transgendered?

I have female pygmy goats and they hump each other, does that mean they are lesbians?

[lifelongMOgal]

Originally Posted by plwhit

Glad to hear there's another wing of the LGBT group...

Pretty soon you won't be able to tell them apart...

Neither one will fly.

[Roaddog]

I have a Rat Terrier who humped my leg I guess he's Humosexual

[Annie53]

Originally Posted by lifelongMOgal

Since these penguins won't be reproducing they should be returned to the wild and take their chances against the Orca.

Ummm, yeah......if you can't procreate......you don't deserve to live.

I just want the little guys to be happy and content. I am glad they are going to reunite them in the spring.

[Kerby W-R]

This article is about the overwhelming majority of people that said the birds should stay together after being separated.

Animal Tracks - Love conquers all: 'Gay' penguins will reunite in spring

[Cinebar]

Originally Posted by Kerby W-R

This article is about the overwhelming majority of people that said the birds should stay together after being separated.

Animal Tracks - Love conquers all: 'Gay' penguins will reunite in spring

Awww....that makes me happy. They should never have been separated in the first place.

It will be interesting to see if they remember each other when they are reunited and if they return to their previous "closeness."

[steven_h]

Originally Posted by Fiyero

Nah, he would have to hire heterosexuals, since they make up the majority of pedophiles. And for good measure, let's make sure they are Catholic.

You do know that one wrong doesn't make another right, don't you? Any perversion is wrong no matter who the perp is. Also, most pedophiles were sexually molested when they were young -- see how that works.

Originally Posted by bunchofweirdos

that is true. men who stick their weiner in a boy's butt are 100% heterosexual all right. that makes a lot of sense!

Isn't it ironic. When a man sexually abuses a boy, he's probably a heterosexual pedophile? Exactly how does that wash out in the logic river? I'd say they are predatory homosexuals with a preference for young meat, easy prey. The show they put on as being heterosexuals seems to be what is commonly faked. Sad but true.

[Scotty011]

Originally Posted by Fiyero

Penguins do this in the wild too. As do lions, giraffes, gorillas, etc.

That's because animals don't give a damn about who or what they hump.
Because animals do it that should not justify gay sex.