Why does it have to be a "Muslim" country?
My vote goes to Canada, why Canada?... here are my top ten reasons:
1) They do have some Muslims.
2) They think they're better at hockey than we are!
3) We all know they're a bunch of Marxists up there--with that nationalized health care and all that political correctness.
4) Proximity
5) Once we take over, we could get to Alaska without stepping on foreign soil.
6) We all ready have some plans in the archives:
America's Secret Plan to Invade Canada • Damn Interesting (http://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/ - broken link)
7) They don't know how to pronounce "house" and "mouse"
8) It would be inspiring to see the Stars and Stripes flying over The CN Tower.
9) Beer...they have a lot of it, we want it.
10) You know they'd attack us if they thought they could get away with it:
Defence Scheme No. 1 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia