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We Are Terminating Our Relationship with Rush Limbaugh’: Satan
Embattled radio host Rush Limbaugh suffered another major desertion today as he lost the support of one of his longtime sponsors, Satan.
The usually reclusive Prince of Darkness announced his decision at a hastily called press conference in Columbus, Ohio, his unofficial headquarters on Earth.
“Due to remarks of his that we consider unacceptable, we are terminating our relationship with Rush Limbaugh,” Satan said in a tersely worded statement.
According to one advisor to the Lord of Misrule, Satan had stuck by the radio host as long as possible but after he called a young woman a **** on the air Mr. Limbaugh had become “radioactive.”
‘We Are Terminating Our Relationship with Rush Limbaugh’: Satan « Borowitz Report (http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/05/we-are-terminating-our-relationship-with-rush-limbaugh-satan/ - broken link)
Hell has frozen over....Maher defends Rush via his twitter page today.
oh and Carbonites stock tanked lol that's what you get for caving to liberal losers emailing you over and over while they sit at home in their underwear
However, it hasn’t done much to contribute to his company’s stock price. Since the market opened on Monday through its close today, Carbonite stock (NASDAQ:CARB) has plummeted nearly 12 percent, outpacing the drop of the NASDAQ index in that same time period by nine-and-a-half points. It was also one of the biggest decliners on the NASDAQ on Tuesday.
I was seriously thinking of getting Carbonite and now I wouldn't touch it with a 39 foot pole.
Yep, and one of those advertisers has just seen their stock plummet 12 percent in this few of days!
I would fire whoever made that stupid decision to pull their advertising out of Limbaugh's show. Some looney left wing idiot that's drank to much Obama Kool Aid. And you would have to be a real idiot to do that. Check out the demographics for both income and education.
I called this one. This is the first of a long line of sleazy bottom feeders who will be moving into the low rent district that is Rush Limbaugh's show. You thought he was odious when he was shilling for All State Insurance? Just wait until AshleyMadison and SexTourism.com are paying the bills.
They better do so! Their stock will skyrocket! Not that I'll be happy for 'em, but hey, it's called free enterprise, right?
Watching to see how many other companies that pulled their advertising from Rush see their stock plummet like the one has, and in such a few days.
Great marketing, advertise on the ultimate sugar daddy show.
Maybe Gingrich could do a spot on his show
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