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I had an Aunt and Uncle that lived in apartment complex.
I was 13 and they asked me to take the trash out.
Since I was raised right, I did.
Took out the trash, opened up the dumpster, and saw the the motherload of discarded porn.
There must have been 170 something magazines of all varieties. Right on the top. Jackpot.
I knew I had to get them home to enjoy or profit.
I told my Mom I found some some old Sports Illustrated in the dumpster and I needed the keys to the car to put them in the trunk.
It took me about 10 trips.
I was terrified on the ride home. I was smuggling the biggest load of porn our neighborhood had ever seen, and my Mom was speeding.
I was checking the speedometer, and suggested that she slow down. She looked at me like I was about to get back handed, so I decided to worry in silence.
20 minutes of my Mom driving 60 something in a 55.
I was sure we would get pulled over and the cop would ask to check the car and my Mom would say go right ahead and the cop would stumble
across the biggest porn stash that a 13 year old ever attempted to smuggle.
I was the hero of the neighborhood.(Among the 13 yr old boys, that is...)
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