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droughts are bunrning, zombies are walking, politicians are crawling, ice caps are melting, big corps are currupting, middle east is collapsing, europe is sinking, tsunami's are drowning,food prices are skyrocketing,dollar is collapsing, illegal aliens are squirming across the desert..gun crazies are packing...
Nah..they found a new calendar that goes past 12/21/2012 this past May. Ain't that convenient ?
So put your fears away because they discovered this just in time.
The lizard men won't be coming this year.
Newly discovered Mayan calendar goes way past 2012
Newly discovered wall writings found in Guatemala show the famed Maya culture's obsession with cycles of time. But they also show calendars that go well beyond 2012, the year when the vanished civilization, according to popular culture, expected the end of the world.
I am already buying a supply of sausage, cheese, wine and whiskey (I'll bake bread that morning) so I can watch the day on the TV. Should be like watching the millenium arrive.
Addendum: those new calandars are fake. I'm not giving up my party.
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Nah..they found a new calendar that goes past 12/21/2012 this past May. Ain't that convenient ?
So put your fears away because they discovered this just in time.
The lizard men won't be coming this year.
Newly discovered Mayan calendar goes way past 2012
Newly discovered wall writings found in Guatemala show the famed Maya culture's obsession with cycles of time. But they also show calendars that go well beyond 2012, the year when the vanished civilization, according to popular culture, expected the end of the world.
i saw that,, it's the new calender for after the apocalypse of 2012.. one needs a new sheet of bounty after the crap hits the fans
In an idle moment I was looking at my 2012 Hallmark Calendar (the one with the cute Kittens in humorous poses), and discovered, to my horror, that it ends December 31, 2012!
What does this mean? Is the end of the world coming on December 31st (as opposed to those Mayan idiots, who stated that it is December 21st, which is the first day of winter)?
Indeed, I believe Hallmark must has knowledge about the coming horror, for the photograph for December 2012 shows an adorable kitten, improbably clutching, with its cute little front paws, what appears to be a rope, and obviously dangling over a vast, deep gorge (not pictured, but you can tell from the kitten's look of concern on its fuzzy little face), with the caption "Hang in there!"
I shuddered. Did Hallmark actually span the Grand Canyon with a rope, and then toss the kitten onto the middle of the rope span, in order to take a photograph of the little kitten's struggle to avoid a fall to certain Death?
Yes, I decided.
Why? To warn us non-kittens (for the world is divided into kittens, and non-kittens) that our world, as we know it, will come to and end December 31st.
Hang in there indeed!
I don't know about you, but I plan to hug a kitten today, and cash out my 401.
In an idle moment I was looking at my 2012 Hallmark Calendar (the one with the cute Kittens in humorous poses), and discovered, to my horror, that it ends December 31, 2012!
What does this mean? Is the end of the world coming on December 31st (as opposed to those Mayan idiots, who stated that it is December 21st, which is the first day of winter)?
Indeed, I believe Hallmark must has knowledge about the coming horror, for the photograph for December 2012 shows an adorable kitten, improbably clutching, with its cute little front paws, what appears to be a rope, and obviously dangling over a vast, deep gorge (not pictured, but you can tell from the kitten's look of concern on its fuzzy little face), with the caption "Hang in there!"
I shuddered. Did Hallmark actually span the Grand Canyon with a rope, and then toss the kitten onto the middle of the rope span, in order to take a photograph of the little kitten's struggle to avoid a fall to certain Death?
Yes, I decided.
Why? To warn us non-kittens (for the world is divided into kittens, and non-kittens) that our world, as we know it, will come to and end December 31st.
Hang in there indeed!
I don't know about you, but I plan to hug a kitten today, and cash out my 401.
I am already buying a supply of sausage, cheese, wine and whiskey (I'll bake bread that morning) so I can watch the day on the TV. Should be like watching the millenium arrive.
Addendum: those new calandars are fake. I'm not giving up my party.
LOL we should meet in the mountains somehwere over a hot toddy.... With our wives of course....mac
I'l bring some cigars.
droughts are bunrning, zombies are walking, politicians are crawling, ice caps are melting, big corps are currupting, middle east is collapsing, europe is sinking, tsunami's are drowning,food prices are skyrocketing,dollar is collapsing, illegal aliens are squirming across the desert..gun crazies are packing...
droughts are bunrning, zombies are walking, politicians are crawling, ice caps are melting, big corps are currupting, middle east is collapsing, europe is sinking, tsunami's are drowning,food prices are skyrocketing,dollar is collapsing, illegal aliens are squirming across the desert..gun crazies are packing...
sounds like it could be true
Have not seen any zombies...Wait! There's one now!
Sorry, Charlie Sheen is drunk again. It was just Charlie stumbling along.
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Reminds me of an old tv show
