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Democrats, a party known to many by such accurate and well-accepted names as "peacemongers," "surrender monkeys," "Chamberlain-esque appeasers," have recently agreed to give control of the Earth's resources to Martian invaders, White House sources recently revealed.
"Basically, we've discovered that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have agreed to sign over 90% of our Iraqi oil to the Alien Martian Illegal Terrorist Muslim Fanatics," White House aides accurately reported.
"This is merely further evidence that liberals hate America and love terrorists, even if they're not human," commented outstanding genius Republican presidential frontrunner Rudy Giuliani.
No physical evidence has been discovered of Martian invaders, negotiations between Democrats and such invaders, or even the existence (or previous existence) of life on Mars -- however, FOX researchers have concluded that this lack of evidence is due to a well-documented leftist mainstream/global media bias.
Communist Party candidate Hillary Clinton disagrees with this well-documented information. In a televised statement three hours ago, the Socialist Heathen attempted, unconvincingly, to reassure humanity that, not only was she not on the side of the martians, but to make the (generally accepted to be ridiculous) assertion that martian invaders do not exist.
In our commitment to fair and balanced reporting, Fox News has always remained commited to nonbiased, objective analysis of the issues. However, this grave danger to America, the world, and society in general has driven us beyond the normal circumstances and responsibilities of media reporting. We have been forced by extenuation to report the following absolute truth, forced to sacrifice the chains of objectivity in order to remain loyal to our sense of honor and basic decency:
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
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Nah. Keep the martians away. Not because I don't want to give them the earth. I'm all for defeat. Mostly because when they say "take me to your leader", I'll be way too embarrassed to actually do so.
Now I know where to cast my vote in '08. I am glad the Martians have finally
decided to back the dems this time. I don't think they cared for the republicans, being brain dead and all(not a good example of our earthly civilization).
Democrats, a party known to many by such accurate and well-accepted names as "peacemongers," "surrender monkeys," "Chamberlain-esque appeasers," have recently agreed to give control of the Earth's resources to Martian invaders, White House sources recently revealed.
"Basically, we've discovered that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have agreed to sign over 90% of our Iraqi oil to the Alien Martian Illegal Terrorist Muslim Fanatics," White House aides accurately reported.
"This is merely further evidence that liberals hate America and love terrorists, even if they're not human," commented outstanding genius Republican presidential frontrunner Rudy Giuliani.
No physical evidence has been discovered of Martian invaders, negotiations between Democrats and such invaders, or even the existence (or previous existence) of life on Mars -- however, FOX researchers have concluded that this lack of evidence is due to a well-documented leftist mainstream/global media bias.
Communist Party candidate Hillary Clinton disagrees with this well-documented information. In a televised statement three hours ago, the Socialist Heathen attempted, unconvincingly, to reassure humanity that, not only was she not on the side of the martians, but to make the (generally accepted to be ridiculous) assertion that martian invaders do not exist.
In our commitment to fair and balanced reporting, Fox News has always remained commited to nonbiased, objective analysis of the issues. However, this grave danger to America, the world, and society in general has driven us beyond the normal circumstances and responsibilities of media reporting. We have been forced by extenuation to report the following absolute truth, forced to sacrifice the chains of objectivity in order to remain loyal to our sense of honor and basic decency:
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
VOTE DEMOCRAT IF YOU WANT THE MARTIANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
This has been a breaking news report from Fox News, Fair and Balanced.
martians have already landed and high jacked the election in florida and are running the white house. they say they are looking for bin laden in bagdad and we are watching his videos from pakistan.
they have spent 3 trillion defending bagdad but its new york city that was attacked.
the martians are here.
When I saw the headline I thought someone found uninsured kids of a wealthy Baltimore couple on Mars and the Dems were proposing to add 50 Billion in spending for SCHIP on Mars.
When I saw the headline I thought someone found uninsured kids of a wealthy Baltimore couple on Mars and the Dems were proposing to add 50 Billion in spending for SCHIP on Mars.
Where would the dems get 50 billion from? All of the money we should be using for this country's improvements is being spent on a BS war and on lining the pockets of big business by the d-bags in charge of this spiraling country of ours.
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