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Oh man, I hate mayonnaise. I carry around a secret supply of Jamaican hot sauce for when when my cracker relatives makes me some white bread and ham and mayo-smothered sandwich. And I'm supposedly white but I look like a Mexican and hate mayonnaise.
One thing white folks do love also though: Triscuits.
i like mayo, i like good hot sauce, but i HATE TRISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
The OP blatantly stole jokes from that site Stuff White People Like. Wait for the exciting next thread - 7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on TV
Indeed, I heard the author once on NPR (Another thing white people like!) and then I just ran with some of my own. At least I think they're my own, because I've never read the book and about all I recall from him are farmer's markets and Mad Men.
Fudge and salt water taffy shops. White people love fudge and salt water taffy shops. Go to any tourist trap and you will see white people piling in to grab overpriced fudge and taffy.
Also, coffee shops. White people love coffee shops. Actually, if you want to see white nirvana, observe a white person sipping a latte while reading a Kindle in cargo shorts, munching on a Danish.
Little inspirational books, bran muffins, bookmarks with yarn on the end that say "I Luv Sunshine", doormats that say "Wipe Your Paws", chefs aprons that say "Grill Master", books in the bathroom that say "Jokes For The John"....
Trucks. White men love trucks. Even if they live in a world of pavement, white men believe they must have a truck. God only knows when five feet of snow will fall in suburban Charlotte or the next time I will have to haul boulders off the freeway just to get home after work.
09-08-2012, 08:19 PM
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Oh man, I hate mayonnaise. I carry around a secret supply of Jamaican hot sauce for when when my cracker relatives makes me some white bread and ham and mayo-smothered sandwich. And I'm supposedly white but I look like a Mexican and hate mayonnaise.
One thing white folks do love also though: Triscuits.
If I were starving I would not touch a mayoed sandwich
OOOOH! Triscuits -them be good. Only problem is they will shred your damn mouth
09-08-2012, 08:20 PM
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Trucks. White men love trucks. Even if they live in a world of pavement, white men believe they must have a truck. God only knows when five feet of snow will fall in suburban Charlotte or the next time I will have to haul boulders off the freeway just to get home after work.
We be one prepared peoples.
09-08-2012, 08:21 PM
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One thing white folks do love also though: Triscuits.
Maybe Black folk would eat them if they said 'Biscuits' instead.
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