How do you deal with obese people that sit next to you on airlines?

[whogo]

A porker tried to invade my space once-----just once.

[theunbrainwashed]

Originally Posted by Green Onions

I lie and tell them I'm a paid city-data GOP poster.

They flee.

I lol'd when I read this

[fitzy24]

It's official. You are definitely a juvenile.

[texdav]

The same way i do with people with loud ;nisy kids next to me> I tolerate it and think about first class next time.

[Vinylly]

Originally Posted by smittyjohnny38

And no I'm not picking on obese people for being that way, rather I am picking on them for their heinous attitude towards others that have to be squeezed by them while barreling through the air in a steel tube. I've never been obese, but if I was I would buy two seats on an airliner so as to be polite and not inconvenience anybody else. Yesterday, on a 3.5 HOUR flight I had a middle seat between two 300 plus pound plumpers. I was polite and didn't put the armrests down onto their love handlers, but my kindness was taken advantage of. The little space I did have was infringed on more and more by jelly roll arms and legs. I then put the armrests down after having enough, and then one of the whales told me i was inconsiderate. I then offered him my peanuts lol. How do you esteemed folks deal with the porkers on flights?

I don't know, but what you might try is firmly placing your feet on the seats across the isle, use all your leg and body muscles, force with all your might against their rolling bodies of jello, -maybe you can push all their fat out and they will just callaps like a fat innertube with a hole in it.