12-04-2012, 08:30 AM
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Headlines for today from TheOnion.com
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1. UPS reports troubling drop in residents answering doors in lingerie
2. Congress arrested on manslaughter charges
3. Geese all flying to Andy Garcia's house for winter
4. Yankees fans disappointed they won't be able to boo A-Rod until May
5. Powerball winners already divorced, bankrupt
12-04-2012, 08:35 AM
Location: a bar
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Headlines for today from TheOnion.com
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5. Powerball winners already divorced, bankrupt
lol
12-04-2012, 08:50 AM
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12-04-2012, 09:15 AM
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What, the Onion does not report
real news?
What about this:
Kim Jong-un of Korea named 2012 Sexiest Man Alive
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Last edited by greatblueheron; 12-04-2012 at 09:27 AM ..
12-11-2012, 12:41 PM
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Latest from The Onion:
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- Study finds owning cool leather jacket more rewarding than raising children
- CVS poised to be nation's top seller of s#%&#y holiday party gifts for your coworkers
- Heavily-armed Karl Rove spotted at top of Electoral College bell tower
- Tim Tebow puts empty Gatorade cups in wildcat formation on Jets bench
- Jessica Simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs
More next time from The Onion...
12-11-2012, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by
greatblueheron
latest from the onion:
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- heavily-armed karl rove spotted at top of electoral college bell tower
- tim tebow puts empty gatorade cups in wildcat formation on jets bench
more next time from the onion... :d
:d
12-11-2012, 12:52 PM
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I'd recommend a full read on the Tim Tebow article. PRICELESS!
12-11-2012, 12:53 PM
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Prescient, that!
12-11-2012, 12:54 PM
Location: North America
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Quote:
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greatblueheron
What, the Onion does not report
real news?
What about this:
Kim Jong-un of Korea named 2012 Sexiest Man Alive
Oh, man, I just threw up in my mouth.....blehhh.
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