AR-15 for sale on Ebay. Assault weapon. Hilarious! (Palestinians, weapons, money)

[Dale Cooper]

This is your chance to own the most tried and trued of all assault weapons! This rock is millions of years old, and may have been the Caveman's AR15. This is NOT a modern AR15 or assault weapon. Rather, this is the Caveman's AR15 (Assault Rock, 15cm).

Assault Weapon Caveman's Ar15 Assault Rock | eBay?

The comments are very funny.

[rw47]

Q: Is this the same style assault rock that I see the Palestinians use on TV or a different model?

A: Those are mostly sandstone. This AR15 is metamorphic and thus much denser. Think 45-70 vs. 22LR.

[Don Draper]

Originally Posted by Dale Cooper

This is your chance to own the most tried and trued of all assault weapons! This rock is millions of years old, and may have been the Caveman's AR15. This is NOT a modern AR15 or assault weapon. Rather, this is the Caveman's AR15 (Assault Rock, 15cm).

Assault Weapon Caveman's Ar15 Assault Rock | eBay?

The comments are very funny.

People are willing to pay over $260 for a rock, idiots, they deserve to part from their money

[lionking]

HAHA!!!!!! Great stuff!!! All they need to do now is paint it black and we can term it a EBR

[1AngryTaxPayer]

Ummm It looks like granite, not salt.

[rohirette]

Now there's a tactical model!!

Caveman AR Assault Rock Tactical Model | eBay

"These will probably be the next item added to the assault weapon ban."

I needed a real laugh pretty badly. Thanks.

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by Don Draper

People are willing to pay over $260 for a rock, idiots, they deserve to part from their money

If you become familiar with these types of gag listings on ebay they generally are either:

a) fake bids
b) the auction is closed by ebay
c) the buyer is doing it for publicity aka advertising expense.

[rw47]

Originally Posted by Mathguy

If you become familiar with these types of gag listings on ebay they generally are either:

a) fake bids
b) the auction is closed by ebay
c) the buyer is doing it for publicity aka advertising expense.

Actually it says all proceeds go to the NRA. Chances are it's just that simple.

[lionking]

dang they ended the listing haha!!!!!

EBR....evil black rock!!!!

[chucksnee]

Originally Posted by Don Draper

People are willing to pay over $260 for a rock, idiots, they deserve to part from their money

What, you cannot parody the leftist gun grabbers?