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First off, for you liberals who do not understand, this is HUMOR, SATIRE. It is meant to bring about tee-hees and chuckles in spite of the truths it contains. I know this is difficult to accept so we who understand these things will shrug our shoulders and enjoy anyhow. And yes, the author IS a conservative so that clearly gives you liberals a reason to rant.
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Zoologists have long been fascinated by the species Homo Liberalis, known widely by its non-scientific designation as the Wild North American Yellow-Bellied Liberal. This species, found all across North America, differs somewhat from its more successful European cousins. Though widely considered a pest creature by farmers, small business owners, and taxpayers, this species has nevertheless garnered the interest of scientists seeking to study it in its natural habitats.
The Homo Liberalis has a wide range within the US. It feeds on a variety of fruits, seeds, berries, nuts and vegetables. But one of the creatures the Homo Liberalis loves to hunt and devour is the bug Republicanis Cockaroachii.
The Homo Liberalis loves to devour the Republicanis Cockaroachii's small head and puny brain leaving the tender two right wings for last.
Always fun watching conservatives try to mount a high horse, the inevitable fall is entertaining.
What would be fun is watching liberals trying to survive in the wild -- when the temperatures fall, they'll demand their Obama bonfires, someone else will have to go collect would, pile it for them and light the match. They don't believe in self-defense so how many would last a bear or mountain lion attack?
Out in the wild, they're not going to have conservatives doing all their hunting and berry gathering for them. They wouldn't have Daddy Obama getting them all their free stuff. They would quickly wither -- just like the liberals in the New Orleans Katrina Convention Center. Dying rather than hiking 25 miles to dry land.
Location: By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea
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Originally Posted by malamute
What would be fun is watching liberals trying to survive in the wild -- when the temperatures fall, they'll demand their Obama bonfires, someone else will have to go collect would, pile it for them and light the match. They don't believe in self-defense so how many would last a bear or mountain lion attack?
Out in the wild, they're not going to have conservatives doing all their hunting and berry gathering for them. They wouldn't have Daddy Obama getting them all their free stuff. They would quickly wither -- just like the liberals in the New Orleans Katrina Convention Center. Dying rather than hiking 25 miles to dry land.
Got into the wacky weed again did ya?
Too bad conservatives don't treat their cherished MIC with the same contempt they have for people, it'd be a better country.
An interesting note about Homo Liberalis is that are adapting and have been able to out compete their rivals particularly in the Casa Blanca executive branchius region in 4 out of the last 6 observed contests. The last of which result in a condition called Obamus Buthurtius major for their opponents.
What would be fun is watching liberals trying to survive in the wild -- when the temperatures fall, they'll demand their Obama bonfires, someone else will have to go collect would, pile it for them and light the match. They don't believe in self-defense so how many would last a bear or mountain lion attack?
Out in the wild, they're not going to have conservatives doing all their hunting and berry gathering for them. They wouldn't have Daddy Obama getting them all their free stuff. They would quickly wither -- just like the liberals in the New Orleans Katrina Convention Center. Dying rather than hiking 25 miles to dry land.
Always fun watching conservatives try to mount a high horse, the inevitable fall is entertaining.
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