I'm somewhere in the middle. So I'll say something nice about both sides
AND the middle-grounders:
Right-Wingers, your astute sense of self value and self sufficiency is a model that needs to spread to everyone.
Left-Wingers, you have compassion for people who may not speak for themselves. You stand up and defend the lesser man.
Middle-wingers, you've taken the best of both worlds and created your own ideals. You Rock.
And there's no hidden evil or dismay in either statement.