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You guys don't understand. He is running for House district 91 which is Moore, Oklahoma. God has sent two F-5 tornadoes through Moore in the last 15 years and even tossed in another F-3 in between them just for good measure.
In fact, God is so upset that we've been getting earthquakes here in Oklahoma as well for the last 5 or 6 years. We used to not get those. Now your commie lib atheists claim that these are caused by hydraulic fracking, but enlightened Oklahomans know that it's because we've been going too easy on the gays.
So you see, Scott realizes that the only way to save Moore from God's wrath is to get to stoning these gays and quick!!!!
It's clear that if we here in Oklahoma don't get to killing these gays, then God is likely to quite messin' around with these silly tornadoes and earthquakes and send us a full blown hurricane like he did to New Orleans.
This is the best post on this thread.
Look out for more loony *******s as they will be on here in bucket loads.
The reason Texas doesn't slide off into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks.
The Oklahoma joke about Texas:
If you start walking south from Kansas, when you smell the sh*t, you know you're in Oklahoma. When you step in the sh*t, you're in Texas.
Lately, Oklahoma has been outdoing us in crazy. But we still have Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and Steve Stockman, all loons. We still have Perry, too. Dumb as a doorknob, but he's reaching the end of his shelf life. Just wait until you meet the jackass who's gonna take his place, though.
You don't think that Filibuster Lady has a chance?
Look...
I've heard all the speculation on how "Texas is turning purple" for years now. It hasn't happened and it's not close to happening. Eventually (as in a decade or two) it might start to show some signs of moving that direction.
No, Wendy Davis doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell. Too bad, because Abbot will make Perry look good in contrast.
I'd say it's important for most rational folks to avoid Oklahoma.
Exactly. This is Oklahoma, a state that brought us Sally Kern, the OK state legislator, who said that gay people were worse than terrorists, as well as some pretty racist statements about blacks. She keeps winning by a 2-1 ratio. Maybe the two of them are having a competition over who can be the bigger a****.
The reason Texas doesn't slide off into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks.
The Oklahoma joke about Texas:
If you start walking south from Kansas, when you smell the sh*t, you know you're in Oklahoma. When you step in the sh*t, you're in Texas.
Lately, Oklahoma has been outdoing us in crazy. But we still have Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and Steve Stockman, all loons. We still have Perry, too. Dumb as a doorknob, but he's reaching the end of his shelf life. Just wait until you meet the jackass who's gonna take his place, though.
Which should be promoted to tourists as a state you have to visit to believe the stuff that goes on. Oklahomans, like Esk, are no surprise considering how deep and heart felt is the hatred and resentment against gays in Oklahoma. Oklahoma's only openly state gay legislator has complained about overhearing the hate and ridicule made against gays inside the State Capitol. It will be interesting to see how well he does in running for Oklahoma's 5th district U. S. rep.
I've heard all the speculation on how "Texas is turning purple" for years now. It hasn't happened and it's not close to happening. Eventually (as in a decade or two) it might start to show some signs of moving that direction.
It already started happening years ago. Dallas County went for Obama both times. Houston nearly did. Austin went big time for Obama. And these are among the fastest growing cities in America.
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