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Ten women to every man, a black market in Viagra, and a 'thriving swingers scene': Welcome to The Villages, Florida, where the elderly residents down Sex on the Square cocktail in 'honor' of woman, 68, arrested for public sex with toyboy
- The Villages in Florida is the world's largest retirement community and has a reputation for naughty behavior
- Peggy Klemm, 68, was arrested for having drunken public sex in the square with toyboy 19 years her junior
- Four days before her arrest she'd been put on probation for drunk driving her golf cart
- Local bar has made a $3.75 Sex on the Square cocktail in honor of Peggy, who is married to wheelchair bound husband
- MailOnline went undercover in The Villages and found a thriving swingers scene, a black market in Viagra
- Dubbed Disney World for old people, there are 10 women to every man and their antics would make Mickey Mouse blush
- Resident Belinda Beard, 62, said: 'All of the women work hard to look good... Turn your back for a minute and someone will try to steal your husband'
- Swimming in cheap booze and sunshine 'every night is Saturday night'
- One of its most infamous residents was a retired biology teacher who called his manhood Mr Midnight
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Dusk on a Thursday night at the Red Sauce bar and waiters are doing a roaring trade in Sex on the Square cocktails.
The rum, coconut and cream concoction – complete with a cherry on top – costs just $3.75 and the elderly clientele can’t get enough.
It was created last week after 68-year-old Peggy Klemm was arrested for having drunken public sex in the square opposite with her 19 years younger toyboy.
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'Every night is Saturday night': Claire Tucci shows off her moves in The Villages - the world's largest retirement community with 10 women to every man. Colourful dancing is the tamest of the behaviour that goes on
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Old and bold: Residents live life to the fullest in the retirement community dubbed 'Disney World for old people'
Married Peggy is too embarrassed to sample the cocktail named in her honor yet – but patrons promise she’ll get a standing ovation when she next shows up.
The pretty blonde scored something of a first at The Villages - a giant Florida retirement complex of 100,000 people.
Dozens of couples have been caught copulating outdoors before but police rarely issue more than a warning for fear of mucking up the area’s low crime figures.
'They were still at it when the cops arrived 10 minutes later'
Teenagers behaving badly appear tame compared to retirees at The Villages, where there’s a black market for Viagra.
Dubbed Disney World for old people, there are 10 women to every man and their antics would make Mickey Mouse blush.
Peggy and 49-year-old David Bobilya were spotted – with their undies around their ankles – having sex against a Bait Shack hut at 10.30pm, according to police.
'They were still at it when the cops arrived 10 minutes later,' said a bartender at Red Sauce.
Peggy, who retired to Florida from Pennsylvania with her wheelchair-bound husband, is no stranger to local law enforcement.
Four days before the outdoor sex arrest she’d been placed on probation for drunk driving in her golf cart.
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Infamy: Peggy Klemm, 68, faces charges for public indecency and intoxication after allegedly having sex with her 49-year-old lover David Bobilya in a square in The Villages. Her arrest has caused a stir - not because of what she did - which comes as no shock to the horny residents - but that the police actually took action
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'Hot off the police blotter': To mark Peggy's arrest the local bar is selling a new cocktail for $3.75. She hasn't been seen drinking one yet
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Tipple: The Sex on the Square is 'topped with whip cream and a cherry of course'
According to locals, golf carts are usually the vehicle of choice when it comes to sex - and half-naked peep shows are the norm when darkness descends.
There’s also a thriving swingers’ scene amongst married couples.
A barman at a restaurant in The Villages said: 'I was paid $100 for three hours work at a swingers party in a private house last night.
'Two of the men approached me and asked if I’d be interested bar tending. They told me there’d be things going on I might not want to see.
'Trust me – having worked the party before things got too hot and heavy – there are things I am trying to forget already.
'There were 10 people – all in their late 50s to mid 60s – and by the time I left they didn’t need any more drink. There was a full-blown orgy going on.
'I’m open-minded but I made it clear I wasn’t on the menu – I didn’t want anyone touching me. Working at the Villages is a real eye opener. As a barman I get old women coming on to me all the time. Some of them know no shame.'
Like Orlando an hour’s drive away, The Villages expanded rapidly 25 years ago from a tiny hamlet of 800 people into the world’s largest retirement complex.
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Surrounded by security gates, the self-styled Friendliest Place of Earth looks like a cross between the cult TV series 'The Prisoner' and Jim Carey’s comedy 'The Truman Show.'
There are dozens of mini estates containing row after row of identical bungalows, all with perfectly manicured lawns. Grandchildren can stay no longer than 30 days a year and there are even rules governing garden ornaments and holiday decorations.
Electronic golf carts – often with personalized number plates and flags – are the vehicle of choice because there are no corner shops or supermarkets in walking distance. Special tunnels and bridges enable cart drivers to trundle safely over busy main roads.
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Medical care: As well as a health clinic that caters for the myriad health problems of the elderly residents there is a infectious disease clinic to deal with allegedly high sexually transmitted diseases in The Villages
Social life revolves around brand new 'historic' squares, complete with signposts marking fake events and make-believe residents.
Lake Sumter Landing has a light house and faux boat wrecks dotted about the pond. Spanish Springs, five miles away, looks like a Spaghetti Western film set.
There’s live music in the squares most night from 6 to 9pm – some old women in sexy tops, inappropriately short skirts and flat comfy shoes line dance together hoping to attract some of the single men hovering near the cheap booze stands.
'There were 10 people – all in their late 50s to mid 60s – and by the time I left they didn’t need any more drink. There was a full-blown orgy going on'
- barman at The Villages
Surprisingly, considering America’s obesity levels, there are very few fat people in The Villages. Some of the men have extra large beer bellies but most of the seniors keep themselves trim.
Inevitably for a retiree complex, there are numerous medical facilities, including an infectious diseases center where the elderly can go for STD treatment.
Ask any resident a question during the day about life in the slow lane and they all trot out the same cult-like phrases about the 1000-plus clubs, amazing amenities and friendly faces. But at night, once the cheap booze kicks in, the talk turns to sex.
Katie Belle’s Music Hall is the epicenter of bad behaviour from 4pm when the early bird special meals start. Happy hour – with half-price cocktails with names like Green Nipple – runs right the way through to 9pm.
By 10pm it’s hard to find anywhere open as the oldest residents - known as Frogs because they’ve come to the Villages to croak – can’t stay awake.
But a die-hard crowd of 60 to 70-year-olds hang out in the twee town squares openly drinking booze in plastic cups.
The unofficial leader of the late-night gang used to be a perma-tanned retired biology teacher, who called his manhood Mr Midnight.
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Party: Katie Belle’s Music Hall is where the action begins from 4pm when the early bird special meals start. Happy hour – with half-price cocktails with names like Green Nipple – runs right the way through to 9pm. By 10pm it’s hard to find anywhere open as the oldest residents - known as Frogs because they’ve come to the Villages to croak – can’t stay awake. But a die-hard crowd of 60 to 70-year-olds hang out in the twee town squares openly drinking booze in plastic cup
His conquests were legendary until he invited author Andrew Blechman to join him on the prowl and accidentally exposed a side of the Villages that most residents didn’t want their own children to know about.
When Blechman’s book 'Leisureville' came out Mr Midnight was almost run out of town.
'The Villages is very Orwellian, Big Brother booms out of the lampposts, the media reports only good news and there are hundreds of petty rules about living there,' Blechman told MailOnline. 'Yet at night, it’s a whole different story.'
Doctors told Blechman there were more cases of herpes than in Miami and the rates for sexually transmitted diseases were amongst the highest in America.
'Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who’s going to get pregnant?' he said.
But accidents occasionally happen. Phil Harper – at 50 one of The Villages younger residents – unexpectedly became a father five years ago.
'All of the women work hard to look good. But it’s more than just a social thing. Turn your back for a minute and someone will try to steal your husband. With 10 women to every man, you can’t afford to let your guard slip'
'My daughter was conceived at the 19th hole on the golf course,' he said, slugging back a beer as he sat on a bench outside a gift shop. 'It was the last thing I expected – same for my wife. She’s five years older than me.
'I’ve lived in New Orleans and Key West – but The Villages is wilder than either of them. It’s Disney for adults. I was living nearby when I discovered The Villages – I’m one of the 20 per cent of under 55s allowed to live here.
'The older women throw themselves at the men and sex in public happens a lot. This place is just awesome.'
At 3pm on Thursday, the outside bar at City Fire was ram packed with married men and a handful of single women.
I’d been standing at the bar for less than a minute before I was chatted up. In quick succession, a line of elderly guys made a beeline for me.
As 'fresh meat' I was worth investigating and they were quick with gushing compliments. The women were less than friendly, firing dirty looks.
Tom Guilmeg, a 68-year-old ex Massachusetts State trooper whose wife works part time in the local pharmacy, said: 'This bar is the real Cheers – everyone knows your name.
'We’ve been here six years and absolutely love it. It’s like being a kid again, when your friends used to come round in the summer and ask you out to play.
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