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Old 05-21-2015, 11:51 PM
 
Location: Aztlan
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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.. .'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....Doesn't matter, you're all alike!', replied the pilot.

There's a few minutes of silence...
'I no rike Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' Asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.


'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'






'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all same!!'

 
Old 05-22-2015, 12:16 AM
 
Location: Del Rio, TN
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IN b4 the rock. That was wrong, but funny...
 
Old 05-22-2015, 12:55 AM
 
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Hmmmmm.

I'll just leave this one alone.
 
Old 05-22-2015, 03:02 AM
 
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Originally Posted by desertdetroiter View Post
Hmmmmm.

I'll just leave this one alone.
Agreed.
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