The Draft Plans for the George W. Bush Library ->->-> (Congress, Iran)

[Kerby W-R]

The draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

* The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.
* The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.
* The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force
you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.
* The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no
one is looking steal one.
* The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum
will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

[EDnurse]

Thank you for the laughs. After a difficult day, I needed that.

[LM1]

and don't forget the reading room... Where all the books have pictures.

[Floridabound09]

At least it wont be funded by a Saudi Prince like the last library that was built.

You know the one with the How to commit and get away with Adultery Room,

Failure to get Bin Ladem room with all his promises to get those who were responsible.

Picture room of dead cabinet members by accident or not.

Glee Club room for all the liberal butties can hang out.

And the Katrina Room for taking away the funds needed to fix the levies in 1995.

Who was the last President that was impeached by congress room.

Room with the view so you can see all the Arkansas land stolen by the Clintons and yet only the partners went to jail for it.

Vietnam Room showing how Clinton didnt fulfill his draft requirements.

[pghquest]

Originally Posted by Floridabound09

At least it wont be funded by a Saudi Prince like the last library that was built.

You know the one with the How to commit and get away with Adultery Room,

Failure to get Bin Ladem room with all his promises to get those who were responsible.

Picture room of dead cabinet members by accident or not.

Glee Club room for all the liberal butties can hang out.

And the Katrina Room for taking away the funds needed to fix the levies in 1995.

Who was the last President that was impeached by congress room.

Room with the view so you can see all the Arkansas land stolen by the Clintons and yet only the partners went to jail for it.

Vietnam Room showing how Clinton didnt fulfill his draft requirements.

Add in the WACO room where they kill you upon arrival.

[Floridabound09]

Originally Posted by pghquest

Add in the WACO room where they kill you upon arrival.

Forgot about that disaster.

Is Janet Reno still alive? Most of his cabinet members didnt survive the 8 years.

[Fleet]

Originally Posted by Floridabound09

At least it wont be funded by a Saudi Prince like the last library that was built.

You know the one with the How to commit and get away with Adultery Room,

Failure to get Bin Ladem room with all his promises to get those who were responsible.

Picture room of dead cabinet members by accident or not.

Glee Club room for all the liberal butties can hang out.

And the Katrina Room for taking away the funds needed to fix the levies in 1995.

Who was the last President that was impeached by congress room.

Room with the view so you can see all the Arkansas land stolen by the Clintons and yet only the partners went to jail for it.

Vietnam Room showing how Clinton didnt fulfill his draft requirements.

You forgot the massage parlor room.

[Fleet]

Originally Posted by Kerby W-R

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* The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

You think they should be out? Okay, we'll send them to your house. Please send your home address to Guantanamo Bay.

[Prince of Lombards]

Originally Posted by LM1

and don't forget the reading room... Where all the books have pictures.

[Muhnay]

Originally Posted by Kerby W-R

The draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

* The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.
* The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

It had federal funds he told FEMA to get in place 3-7 days prior to Katrina Hit. It should be the FEMA room.. and the mayor and governor of Louisiana room, since they are the ones who messed up.. not Bush.

* The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

That is a again not Bush's fault it had to be that way when Clinton was in office too.. why was the military so lax on fixing its problems.

* The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

And for good reason. We should just put them to death already and be done with it.

* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

We found some.. and we have satellite images showing the movement of them as well. Does no one recall that Saddam was building the worlds largest canon to launch muster gas into Iran? We also have evidence that he was performing mass murder on his own people.

* The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force
you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

If you don't want to got war, then you should not join the military. They volunteered, no one forced them into service.

* The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no
one is looking steal one.

* The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum
will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

Now thats BS, this son does everything to please his daddy.. hey he kicked Saddam's buttocks for his daddy.. he does not need a better exhibit than that.