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Old 11-01-2016, 04:12 PM
 
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An old joke rehashed:


Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery.


As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”


Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What did you do with the pastries?” Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket”.




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Old 11-01-2016, 04:15 PM
 
Location: Newport Beach, California
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well, I think Trump will do this instead. Walking in the bakery asking for free samples. It is store's policy to give out free samples, so why not taking advantage of it?
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Old 11-01-2016, 04:16 PM
 
Location: mancos
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Good one
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Old 11-01-2016, 04:54 PM
 
Location: Santa Monica
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You should have customized it with Trump saying "This trick is going to be YUGE!"

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Old 11-01-2016, 06:22 PM
 
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I thought it'd end with Trump stealing a few mini loaves and the lady running the shop yelling "hey, stop that, no shoplifting" and Trump smirking and saying "Nothing's ever stopped me from nabbing all the ladies' buns I want whether she wants it or not!"
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Old 11-01-2016, 06:38 PM
 
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No. It was Hillary that grabbed the banana nut muffins because she saw creepy Weiner make a sex tape called: "Sex with Muffins."
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Old 11-01-2016, 06:41 PM
 
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...the baker looks up, smiles then says to both of them, "get the f*ck out of here!"
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Old 11-01-2016, 07:24 PM
 
Location: Santa Monica
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...the baker looks up, smiles then says to both of them, "get the f*ck out of here!"
Now that is the best response.
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Old 11-02-2016, 07:05 AM
 
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...the baker looks up, smiles then says to both of them, "get the f*ck out of here!"
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Now that is the best response.
Isn't that the perfect illustration of government in this country right now?

It's the continual creation of schemes to take from the private citizen.
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Old 11-02-2016, 07:15 AM
 
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That is absolutely funny...
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